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Well mates, it’s been good talkin’ with ya! But I think Lady could get back any minute now, and I’d definitely rather be somewhere else when she does.

Regards,

Mr. Mundy

2PM

Your thoughts on scouts?
You call ‘em Scouts, I call ‘em headaches.

1PM

sniper how do you like your coffee???? also whats your opinion on jarate jokes???
Black, decaf please. Anything else is about as appealin’ as piss in a jar.
And speakin’ of which, I’m guilty of makin’ a few, so yeah, I don’t mind ‘em at all.

1PM

How’s the robots treatin’ ya?
Oh, they’re just tryin’ to kill me.
How do ya think they’re treatin’ me?

12PM

I’ve heard some rumors that BLU sniper is a sheepshagger. Anything to add?
Just that is doesn’t surprise me one bloody bit.

12PM

Yo Snipes. Can I borrow your Kukri? Just fer a second, I just need ‘da teach dat annoying Spy ‘ta stay away from my Ma. I’m just gonna skin ‘em alive is all. Nothin’ drastic.
Sure, mate, do what ya gotta do, but clean it before ya bring it back, okay?

12PM

Well now, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Besides all that outdoorsman stuff you’ve come to expect from me….
I like to knit. 

11AM

What’s one thing LadySniper out-do’s you at, vise-versa?
That’s a good question…. but in terms of the job, we’re pretty evenly matched.
Kinda why they hired us…

11AM

You can’t be dating lady snipes! Thats like dating your sister in a weird gender bender fashion! Besides, aren’t you married to that caroline lady? I might have to tell her about this
Who the bloody hell said I was datin’ her?! And who the bloody hell is Caroline?!
Crikey, you wankahs are awfully preoccupied with my love life…

10AM

Any particularly memorable moment in your career?
Well, let’s see….
Bein’ hired by RED was pretty memorable…
Losin’ my job and then gettin’ re-hired to fight robots was pretty memorable too.

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