August292012

Why do you have a picture of Spy on your wall, hmm?
So, you gotta thing for RED spy or something? I mean… he is only hanging up on your wall
Oh bloody hell, it was part of a bet!
Believe me, I don’t have it up to add a homey touch to the room.

12PM

I AM NORWAY INCARNATE! TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT THE ROBOT ARMY OF GREY MANN! SO LISTEN UP! FIRST RULE IS NO SNIPER RIFLES. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUT 100 ROBOTS WITH A SLOW ACTING RIFLE LIKE THAT. SECOND, WEAR PROTECTIVE CLOTHING. ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE WE LEAVE?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa.
No sniper rifles?

11AM

Having fun with the explosive headshots in Mann VS. Machine?
You have no idea, mate……

August282012

Kees me
Go kiss your bloody gun, wankah.

11AM

Alternatively, would ever give Mr. Mundy a drop bear if he royally pissed you off?
Heheheh…. well, if he had royally pissed me off, then I guess it’s the least I could do in return…

10AM

Ah, it seems I’ve found your blog. And from the looks of it, you no longer live in the repulsive van. Interesting, may I ask what you’ve done to move up in the world, from just above homeless to actually having a non-mobile residency? Or are you squatting? …You filthy jar-woman.
First of all, Spy, it’s not a van. It’s a truck, with a slide-in camper.
Okay? 
Second of all, I ain’t squattin’……….
……….
okay, maybe I am squattin’….

August272012

why does there need to be an occasion? Isn’t a koala great anytime?
Well yeah, a koala’s great anytime! It’s just…
ya don’t usually give someone somethin’ like that without a reason!

11AM

how about some butt secks

10AM

What are your thoughts on having 4 snipers in a team?
Y’know that sayin’, “Can’t have too much of a good thing”?
Well, it’s wrong. I’ll be the first to admit we Snipers are a specialized class; not to say we’re not destructive — you better believe we’re bloody destructive — but we need enough rough-types to keep the enemy team busy while we’re busy pickin’ off the key players. We’re precision killers. We don’t just point in any random direction, let loose and hope we hit something.
One Sniper can get the job done just as well as — if not better than — four Snipers.
Not only that….
We Snipers are a little competitive, and maybe even a little territorial….
and if I get one more greenhorn Sniper tryin’ to take over my nest, then we’ll just see about that bloody no-friendly-fire rule.

August262012

So who is your canine friend in the background? :)
This little guy? I picked him up at a gift shop in some tourist trap, and he’s been my road trip buddy ever since!
He’s nice and quiet and doesn’t beg to go to the bathroom every hour.

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